TG: i guess due to some weird alternate timelines crashing or some shit there’s now a ton of different mes TG: obviously the only sane thing to do here is answer retarded questions (On this blog you can ask questions of any version of Dave Strider from the webcomic Homestuck. This includes Davesprite, dead Dave, girl Dave, troll Dave, kid Dave, post-scratch Dave, and basically any other Dave your little heart desires. It would be awesome to specify.) the ones who run this shitashenBaroness (Current) mountainousInfinity (Old)Tumblr (3.0; @askallthedaves)http://askallthedaves.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxurqhQOnY1r716lno1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://askallthedaves.tumblr.com/post/15895539252http://askallthedaves.tumblr.com/post/15895539252Sun, 15 Jan 2012 13:37:29 -0500ask daveask all the davesits the truthpuppy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxurotbe1r1r716lno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>TG: only when shes drunk</p>http://askallthedaves.tumblr.com/post/15895485463http://askallthedaves.tumblr.com/post/15895485463Sun, 15 Jan 2012 13:36:29 -0500ask daveask all the davesask female daveaskhomestuck<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxurnvSXOH1r716lno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>TG: its something like this</p> <p>TG: would that be selfcest</p> <p>TG: whatever</p>http://askallthedaves.tumblr.com/post/15895455247http://askallthedaves.tumblr.com/post/15895455247Sun, 15 Jan 2012 13:35:55 -0500ask daveask all the davesask troll davehomestucktroll<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxurlrVRXE1r716lno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>TG: check your fridge tomorrow</p>http://askallthedaves.tumblr.com/post/15895386085http://askallthedaves.tumblr.com/post/15895386085Sun, 15 Jan 2012 13:34:39 -0500ask daveask all the davesaskhomestuck<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxurkcllSI1r716lno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>EB: everyone is cool in dave town!</p> <p>TG: dude you are the derpiest one here</p>http://askallthedaves.tumblr.com/post/15895339542http://askallthedaves.tumblr.com/post/15895339542Sun, 15 Jan 2012 13:33:47 -0500ask daveask all the davesask johnaskhomestuck<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ectoprankster.tumblr.com/post/15290067077/today" target="_blank">ectoprankster</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>today is pretty slow. everything’s kind of lonely when no one else is around!</p> <p>i mean, there are a lot of other people around, and i’ve talked to a few of them, but…</p> <p>i dunno, i feel like talking to people who didn’t partake in sburb is kind of hard, since they can’t even begin to understand what i’ve gone through.</p> <p>i wish i could find the others.</p> </blockquote> <p>dave is here</p>http://askallthedaves.tumblr.com/post/15299327950http://askallthedaves.tumblr.com/post/15299327950Wed, 04 Jan 2012 12:24:34 -0500<p><a href="http://spiderfang.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">(( Go ask baby Mindfang some questions. ))</a></p>http://askallthedaves.tumblr.com/post/15268012051http://askallthedaves.tumblr.com/post/15268012051Tue, 03 Jan 2012 19:59:09 -0500<p>(( <a href="http://askthealphastriders.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Here</a>. ))</p>http://askallthedaves.tumblr.com/post/15245413342http://askallthedaves.tumblr.com/post/15245413342Tue, 03 Jan 2012 12:16:58 -0500ask the alpha stridersaskthealphastridersask daveask broaskhomestuck<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx6o8qeTGl1r716lno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>TG: sorry to admit this but</p> <p>TG: my face is just too cool to be hit with anything</p>http://askallthedaves.tumblr.com/post/15191288206http://askallthedaves.tumblr.com/post/15191288206Mon, 02 Jan 2012 13:19:38 -0500alpha davedave striderdaveaskask dave<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx5uklhxIj1r716lno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>TG: what do you mean</p> <p>TG: i hide my shit so well you have no idea</p> <p>TG: but living with the rest of the daves is pretty cool</p> <p>TG: we play video games and stuff</p>http://askallthedaves.tumblr.com/post/15173541024http://askallthedaves.tumblr.com/post/15173541024Mon, 02 Jan 2012 02:38:45 -0500ask davedave striderdaveaskfemale dave<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx5ti6gry31r716lno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>TG: is gamzee the clown one</p> <p>TG: if he is then i dont want anything he has ever eaten</p> <p>TG: ever</p> <p>TG: the dude is off his rocker</p>http://askallthedaves.tumblr.com/post/15172670224http://askallthedaves.tumblr.com/post/15172670224Mon, 02 Jan 2012 02:15:00 -0500ask davedave striderask<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx5t0i5hUp1r716lno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>TG: shes okay except when shes trying to lick my eyes</p> <p>GC: HUSH D4V3, YOU KNOW YOU L1K3 1T.</p> <p>TG: yes i like having my eyes painfully licked every time you greet me</p> <p>GC: 3X4CTLY!</p> <p>(( OOC: Hey guys, this is ashenbaroness here, I hope you enjoy my answering of questions! :D ))</p>http://askallthedaves.tumblr.com/post/15172243916http://askallthedaves.tumblr.com/post/15172243916Mon, 02 Jan 2012 02:05:06 -0500ask davedave striderdavetereziterezi pyropeaskall the daves<p>((I&#8217;m sorry about the lack of updates recently, guys. I just seem to have hit a rut on this blog. But don&#8217;t worry, I&#8217;ve put you guys in capable, if slightly inebriated, hands. Your new mistress is ashenbaroness, go check her out! As for myself if you crave more of my brand of Dave goodness, I&#8217;m probably going to be starting a new blog with alpha Dave and Bro which I hopefully will not run into the ground like this one.</p> <p>I&#8217;ll make sure you guys get the link if/when it&#8217;s up.</p> <p>Sorry again, hope you guys have fun with AB!</p> <p>-MI))</p>http://askallthedaves.tumblr.com/post/15170352872http://askallthedaves.tumblr.com/post/15170352872Mon, 02 Jan 2012 01:22:32 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwqslk8W6m1r6h79go1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://askwitchofspacejade.tumblr.com/post/14753965566/gg-oh-yes-b-we-have-tons-of-fun-dance-parties" target="_blank">askwitchofspacejade</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>GG: oh yes :B we have tons of fun dance parties!</p> <p>((guys get ready for some quality posts. my dad got me my own laptop and paintoolsai for christmas!!! :D))</p> </blockquote> <p>DAVESPRITE: shes actually a pretty good dancer</p> <p>DAVESPRITE: yknow for someone who grew up on a fucking deserted island in the middle of nowhere</p>http://askallthedaves.tumblr.com/post/14757457054http://askallthedaves.tumblr.com/post/14757457054Sun, 25 Dec 2011 01:14:48 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwqv22W9Oj1r6h79go1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://askwitchofspacejade.tumblr.com/post/14755864622/gg-you-got-it-bro-b" target="_blank">askwitchofspacejade</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>GG: you got it bro :B</p> </blockquote> <p>TG: i literally cant even express how unironically she just said that</p>http://askallthedaves.tumblr.com/post/14757407729http://askallthedaves.tumblr.com/post/14757407729Sun, 25 Dec 2011 01:13:08 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwqwyqx7Ca1r6h79go1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://askwitchofspacejade.tumblr.com/post/14757205325/that-was-my-last-question-guys-send-more-if-you" target="_blank">askwitchofspacejade</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>((that was my last question guys! send more if you want! :DDD ))</p> </blockquote> <p>TG: woof</p>http://askallthedaves.tumblr.com/post/14757368544http://askallthedaves.tumblr.com/post/14757368544Sun, 25 Dec 2011 01:11:48 -0500<p>(BP: Just a quick and shameless self-plug to promote my new cosplay blog, askirlfussyfangs! Because I didn&#8217;t already have enough keeping me from not updating this blog. You can all thank me later.</p> <p>BP: Head over there to see pictures of my Kanaya cosplay, and ask questions, of course.)</p> <p>askirlfussyfangs.tumblr.com</p>http://askallthedaves.tumblr.com/post/14422016163http://askallthedaves.tumblr.com/post/14422016163Sun, 18 Dec 2011 17:02:07 -0500homestuckadvertisingcosplayask blogkanaya maryam<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://askbroshit.tumblr.com/post/14254600665/like-this" target="_blank">askbroshit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw8ga9LL9Z1r2dkyh.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw8gapa6Vn1r2dkyh.gif"/></p> <p>like this.</p> </blockquote> <p>TG: fuck you bro</p> <p>TG: just fuck you</p>http://askallthedaves.tumblr.com/post/14255349561http://askallthedaves.tumblr.com/post/14255349561Thu, 15 Dec 2011 02:26:06 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw648b5k3Z1qmmejho1_r2_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://askpyropeprosecutor.tumblr.com/post/14189903087/oh-w41t-th4t-w4snt-the-qu3st1on-w4s-1t" target="_blank">askpyropeprosecutor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img src="http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l140/monina25/forfuckssaketer.png"/></p> <p>OH W41T TH4T W4SN’T THE QU3ST1ON W4S 1T?</p> <p>>:?</p> <p><strong>[EDIT: HOPE IT WORKS NOW!]</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>TG: that was definitely not the question tz</p>http://askallthedaves.tumblr.com/post/14208880994http://askallthedaves.tumblr.com/post/14208880994Wed, 14 Dec 2011 03:43:01 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://askkarkatstuff.tumblr.com/post/14179712447" target="_blank">askkarkatstuff</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw5uxrUVkH1qllhos.png"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw5v0ud1Jc1qllhos.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p>TG: vantas how are you even holding me right now youre so tiny</p> <p>TG: seriously man are you gonna carry me out of the castle now while fighting a dragon or something i mean you are a knight youve got a name to live up to</p> <p>TG: come on i dont have all day im in distress here</p>http://askallthedaves.tumblr.com/post/14189108592http://askallthedaves.tumblr.com/post/14189108592Tue, 13 Dec 2011 19:19:24 -0500